Hiram “ High” T Goldstone III was born at John Muir Hospital in 1980. High attended Miramonte High School, where he excelled at pole vaulting and woodshop. He took a gap decade where he traveled the world. During his travels, High became a third-degree lavender belt in digerydoo. Returning home with digerydoo in hand, he started to look for his next "mountain" to climb. After the incident with his grandfather, High was the most logical choice to take over the LocalTattler, given that it would require no changes in office signage. High will remain in place until the PE firm that owns the LocalTattler finds someone who could "fog a mirror" to take over his role.