Mrs. Freankenberg, a resident of the Rossmore Retirement Community, is the interim Etiquette Advisor. She was brought in to review procedures and copy after the incident involving Mr. Goldstone Senior. When not assisting failing fake news online platforms, she consults on christening tall ships and re-commissioning historic covered bridges. She does not tolerate interruptions or people who chew with their mouths open. She feels strongly that people would be better off talking less and doing more. She is the past president of the Orinda Etiquette Society, with her daughter Cyble following in her footsteps.