The Church of The Seventh Day Recreationists: A New Blend of Fitness and Faith Opens in Orinda.

Source: Church Website: Pastor WWW Bugden, flying to meet his flock and collect some dope fleece.

Orinda, CA – The once-shuttered Phaires Department Store is set to become the new home of The Church of The Seventh Day Recreationists, an innovative church founded by "Pastor" W W W Bugden in Utah. This unique Church combines religious services with a fully operational gym, with tax-deductible memberships. Unlike those mega-churches with a pastor that flies around in a private Jet offering "salvation" in return for tithings, Pastor Bugden flies around offering a tax-effective way of getting in shape, " If you don't lose at least 5lbs in the first two months, your third month is free!" stated Pastor Bugden in a promotional video taken on his Gulfstream 5, named Leg Day.   Many people may have heard of Bugden, who also created and sold a crypto trading platform company and a string of microdosing drive-through clinics.

According to the Church's app (which provides access to schedules and equipment availability), the Church focuses on building both spiritual and core strength. Local pastors Bitney and Spider energize congregants with "cardio and strength sermons," mixing fitness with worship. The Church introduces "The Mass to Get Rid of Mass," a program that includes a workout that combines elements of line dancing, Zumba, and Thai kickboxing.

Membership at The Church of The Seventh Day Recreationists may cost about 20% more than at Planet Fitness, but the benefits are worth it. With significant tax savings, you could even start a Roth IRA, as member Phoebe Standish points out. She says, 'I never looked this good leaving Lafayette Presbyterian Church. My abs are more defined, and I'm even getting a 'dump truck.' It's a small price to pay for a healthier body and a stronger faith.'

With premium membership options ensuring access to classes and equipment even during peak times, The Church of The Seventh Day Recreationists offers a unique way for the community to stay fit while exploring their faith in a dynamic, supportive environment.

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